stupid cupid

Random Dating advice that shows up in my inbox... and makes me giggle. Totally lovin number 5!

This holiday season, don’t let nosy questions about your singleness catch you off-guard. While it’s none of your great-aunt’s business as to why you’re still single, she’s still likely to inquire.

Here are 10 great comebacks to the “Why are you still single?” question:

1. Because you haven’t proposed yet.

2. Just lucky, I guess.

3. Name one married superhero. Exactly.

4. My mail-order spouse should be arriving any day now.

5. Because I want my cat to grow up in a stable environment.

6. Jesus was single. Would you be bugging him?

7. Because I keep turning down proposals.

8. Because no company is better than bad company.

9. What’s the rush? With a longer life expectancy than previous generations, I can get married later in life and still end up celebrating our 45th wedding anniversary.

10. True love is worth waiting for. I’m not going to settle just because I’ve been single for a while.

2012

New Year's Eve

December 31st

2012

A year ago, I knew that 2012 would change my life.

It was the most memorable year I've lived thus far.

*I turned 27. I'm officially closer to "30" than "20." I feel old. I thought I'd be married with babies by now.

*My dad actually remembered my birthday. He called me twice. I will cherish the memory of those calls.

*I lost a friend. Jeremy, rest in peace.

*I was blessed with the opportunity to speak at two youth retreats - ISLI in June and Mission at the Mansion in July. I reminded myself, and dozens of high schoolers, to look for the silver lining,

and to follow the yellow brick road.

*I accompanied Mom to Geisinger for multiple doctor visits. - She's having surgery in 2 weeks. Keep her in your prayers.

*I was laid off from my alma mater with two days notice.

*I made new friends, specifically Walt, Courtney, Cory, Ryan, Carissa, just to name a few.

*I coached the "Girls on the Run" after school program, and cheered them on for our 5k run.

*I have new baby boys to spoil, particularly Ethan and Asher, and many more to come.

*I went fishing in the dark.

*I rode a motorcycle.

*I went to jail. To visit an inmate, not to do my time.

*I went to a casino, gambled, and won a little.

*My Daddy died.

*I had my first ride in a taxi cab.

*I visited the sweetest place on earth.

*I fell in love. 

*I celebrated my 5 year college reunion. 

*I added a new kitten, Luna, to our family.

*I turned down a job offer in Arizona.

*I'm counseling kids who have lost a loved one, and I was asked to pilot the young adult component.

*I joined Pinterest.

*Nana spent a few months in a nursing home. Gram's struggling to find peace, joy, and money.

*I saw Jeff Dunham, Billy Currington, and Aaron Kelly (American Idol) live in Bloomsburg.

*I invested money into a retirement account.

*I had a job interview in Baltimore for a Catholic school counselor/middle school religion teacher.

*I did a lot of babysitting, dating, drinking, praying, texting, journaling, crying, and working.

Here's to a new year --- I'm working as a group supervisor at a day care; doing after care at SJNRA; and staying active at SJW with high school religious education, youth & young adult ministry, and spred; growing closer to Heartworks; being part of the family life task force of united churches and the lycoming county suicide prevention group; applying to jobs to utilize my degree, and always expanding my resume.

This year: I want to try zumba, get my butt on the road, not be afraid to say no to things/people that bring me down, take better care of my pets (like remembering to feed the fish), spend less time networking online and more in person, not be afraid to say yes to great opportunities, no matter how scary they might sound, spend more time with my grandmas before it's too late, buy a dishwasher, wear sunscreen, take more pictures, open my heart more, throw away unnecessary junk, and floss my teeth.

May 2013 be filled with happiness, love, peace, joy, excitement, employment, healthy relationships with family and friends, thanksgiving for all good gifts, and a lot of sunshine. :) Happy New Year!

~Mandy~

thankful

I am thankful for...

-having a room over my head - Despite my mother driving me crazy, at least I have a home.

-my education - I will be paying for it until I'm 94 years old, but I earned those diplomas dammit.

-my cats - Bella, Gizmo, and even Luna are my favorite snuggle buddies of all time.

-social media - I am nosy and am grateful for Facebook, Twitter, and unlimited texting so I can be in contant contact with anyone and everyone and have the ability to meddle in their love lives.

To be continued!

green bay

I'm a Steelers girl... 

Once upon a first date (with a man who turned out to be a very long term significant other), I asked who's your favorite football team? He answered: the Packers. His family was originally from the Wisconsin/Illinois area. He was a 3rd, maybe 4th generation fan, and his grandfather, father, and brother and him all have stock in good ol' Green Bay. His pre school nieces even cheer "go pack go" when corn and peas are put on the table for dinner. True story. 

Anyways, my response was ewww Cheeseheads.. At least we'll never have to play each other. He says "probably not, unless it's in the Superbowl..." 

February rolls around, and my family had a party. My nephew put caution tape across the living room ( black and gold of course ) and designated a chair for him to sit in that was deemed Losers Corner. He had just enough space on the table for his cup, which was Steeler themed on a Steeler coaster. If he wanted to get to the kitchen, he needed to walk around the outside porch (the door was in his territory) in the snow. If he had to cross enemy lines through the living room, (like to use the bathroom) he needed to wave a terrible towel. Oh, and every time he cheered, he had to apologize to my uncle. 

Did I mention my birthday was Superbowl Sunday? He got me a Pittsburgh jersey. Unfortunately, I had to wear his GB stuff for a week as part of the bet I lost. Thankfully our relationship didnt end because of our disagreements over football, but that is probably my favorite story in the world to tell. :) 

swf

Me:
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure.  I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.


I have tan skin, dark hair, and dimples.
I have no siblings, no children, but two (soon to be three) cats.
I have two jobs, no car, and a Master's degree.

I wear glasses/contacts, a cross necklace, and homemade ankle bracelets.

Every day I need sunshine, attention, prayer, and an unlimited text messaging plan.

I'm a good girl. I live with my Momma.
I love Jesus and America too.
I'm a good girl, crazy 'bout music
I love kittens and boyfriends too.

It's a long day livin' in Williamsport.
There's a train runnin' next to my yard.
If you're a bad boy, don't even message me.
Don't even think of breakin' my heart.


I'm not like other girls. I tell you what's on my mind and how I feel.
I'm sweet, sassy, flirty, friendly, and bold.
I'm college educated, family oriented, and religious.
I'm attention seeking, occasionally clingy, but super thoughtful.
I've got big brown eyes, a smile to light up a room, and a heart of gold.
I'm responsible, organized, and determined. I'm going to change the world.
I'm painfully honest, rationally emotional, and absolutely adorable.


I'm fully aware that I might drive you absolutely crazy, but you'll never be bored.
I don't play "hard to get." If I like you, I'll tell you. Life's too short to wait around.

wasting time

I hear the ice cream truck in my neighborhood. If I wasnt so lazy, I'd run after that shit.

By "lazy" I mean that Im a very busy girl. I am involved in a dozen different things through work, school, church, family, community, etc. When I have down time, I usually prefer to spend it with someone. I love attention. I need it. I've dealt with enough loss in my life (ie, death of three close family members in 2 years) to know that time is love. The laundry, grocery shopping, lawn mowing can all wait another day. Especially if you have the opportunity to spend that time with someone special in your life who you enjoy their company.

I was the girl who always had a best friend and didnt care too much for boyfriends. I liked to talk to boys, but I needed someone, one person, that I could confide in, laugh with, and cry to. One main person who knew all of the ins and outs of my life, the names of my nieces and nephews, my favorite things. That first person I would call to share good news, ask to have dinner, or whatever else I could imagine.

In elementary school, that best friend was Ali Doyle, until she moved away. My super small Catholic school class was close, so I also had close friendships with Catlin, Meghan, Brooke, Leslie, and others as time went on. In junior high, it was Amanda Savoy. I hung out in her garage all the time in 7th grade. Ali and Amanda both moved away, and our relationships faded. High school was all about Jenn... until she cheated on her fiancee with the guy I was trying to date. Hmmm... what a best friend should be dont you think??

College was different. I had classes with Courtney, lived with Christine, and had half a dozen "hoes" to call my BFFs. And then I became a gay magnet, and had Patch, Poodle, Hubby, T-Bone,  and Soulmate in my phone, just to name a few of my favorite homos. When I moved back to Williamsport, I met Natali at WBS. Melissa and I reunited randomly after many years (I was almost born at her parents' wedding.) More recently, I met Asa and Wayne, reconnected with Nikki, and found Rae through my retreat networking.

These people who I consider my closest friends are so scattered now. New York, New Jersey, DC, Maryland, Vermont, Hershey, Scranton. Some are married. Some have babies. Some have dogs. One even has a doctorate. I have my momma's house in Williamsport and two - soon to be three - cats/kittens.

Jeff was my escape. My ticket out of town. A new future to spend with someone else. Someone who could fulfill all of the needs of a friend, and lover. It's hard to believe that that was an entire year ago.

Ian was another story. I'm wondering now if it truly was him that I cared so much for, or if it was just the idea of him. He's perfect on paper, and he loved me back. I centered my life around him (not completely) but I devoted all of my free time to him. Yeah, I knew I'd get back to my point eventually. I have a hard time just relaxing, unless I'm spending my time with someone. Laying on the couch and watching a movie is impossible for me unless I'm sick/hungover/with my significant other. It's what I did alll day Sunday, alone.
*I was with Brian, but that's a whole other story. Basically I took up space in his apartment for 18 hours.

Ian asked me last week if I wanted to be his best friend.

Later that night, we talked about how no matter what our titles, we would still love/care for each other.

My feelings for him havent changed.

I cant figure out yet if it's the "absence makes the heart grow fonder" or "if you love something, let it go. if it comes back, its yours" or "the best way to get over an old love is to get under a new one" cliche that I'm living by right now. I think it's a combination of all of them. Either way, I just want time to speed up a little bit this week. I'm terrified because school is almost over, and I'll be bored out of my mind for all of June. I need something in my life to have a reason to live. Something that excites me to get out of bed in the morning. Motivation. Happiness. Hope.

someday, somewhere.

our song

I heard this song the morning after we met. Every time I heard it, I thought of you.

It's playing right now. It's taking everything in me not to break down into tears.

I know you've been hurt by someone else

I can tell by the way you carry yourself.

If you let me, here's what I'll do

I'll take care of you (I'll take, I'll take, I'll take)

I've loved and I've lost.

I've asked about you and they've told me things

but my mind didn't change

I still the feel the same

what's a life with no fun, please don't be so ashamed

I've had mine, you've had yours we both know, we know.

They don't get you like I will

my only wish is I die real

cause that truth hurts, and those lies heal

and you can't sleep thinking that he lies still

so you cry still, tears all in the pillow case,

big girls all get a little taste

pushing me away so I give her space

dealing with a heart that I didn't break.

I'll be there for you, I will care for you

I keep thinking you, just don't know

try to run from that, say you're done with that

on your face girl, it just don't show.

When you're ready, just say you're ready

when all the baggage just ain't as heavy

and the parties over, just don't forget me

we'll change the pace and we'll just go slow.

You won't ever have to worry,

you won't ever have to hide,

you've seen all my mistakes,

so look me in my eyes.

'Cause if you let me, here's what I'll do

I'll take care of you (I'll take, I'll take, I'll take)

I've loved and i've lost.

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to

can't deny that I want you, but I'll lie if have to

cause you don't say you love me

to your friends when they ask you

even though we both know that you do (you do).

One time, been in love one time

you and all your girls in the club one time

all so convinced that you're following your heart

cause your mind don't control what it does sometimes.

We all have our nights though, don't be so ashamed

I've had mine, you've had yours, we both know, we know.

You hate being alone

you ain't the only one

you hate the fact that you bought the dream

and they sold you one

you love your friends but somebody shoulda told you somin',

to save you, instead he said;

don't a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

I don't care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

If you're hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

I won't a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

you don't care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

if you're true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

don't a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

tell me a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

I don't care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

If you're hurt a-ha-ha-ha-ha.

I won't a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

tell you a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

you don't care a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

if you're true a-ha-ha-ha-ha,

I know you've been hurt by someone else

I can tell by the way you carry yourself

if you let me, here's what I'll do

I'll take care of you (I'll take, I'll take, I'll take)

I've loved and I've lost.